After another 15 days of waiting impatiently after my (Barb Cummings) previous attempt at getting pregnant by random black men, I take my second pregnancy test and discover that, once again, I timed my fuck session incorrectly and wasted millions of precious black sperms because I was not ovulating when I received my last creampies! Dammit! Out of frustration, I contact the first black guy on my phone’s speed dial and beg him to give my ovaries another shot! Ace happens to be hanging out with two of his homies and brings them all over to my advantage. Ace is not only a selfless brotha, but he also doesn’t want to be associated with the pregnancy, thus he never creampies me alone! Ace believes that if he isn’t the only black man filling my void with jizz at any given time, no court in the world will hold him due for child support! And that’s great with me; I (Barb Cummings) don’t care about the father’s NAME, only the COLOR! Fans, after yet another insane interracial pregnancy session attempt, my pregnancy test confirms that I am NOT PREGNANT YET! This is awful news for me, but it is excellent news for all you white dudes out there who will now be able to witness me TRY AGAIN! Until our next meeting!